YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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