Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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