I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I FOUND THE LEGS
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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