if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
