think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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