i permit you to call me
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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