I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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