omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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