Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I can tuck mytits in my pants
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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