He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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