the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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