I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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