New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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