you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Randomize
