There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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