Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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