I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
my poor anus
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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