how can u be prego again
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
