i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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