we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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