He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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