I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I think people are normalizing furries
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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