Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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