that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Alive.
So much puke
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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