Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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