Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
