i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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