Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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