she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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