Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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