Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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