spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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