i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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