her vagine was all disorganized.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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