I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
