have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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