ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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