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May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
MIDGETS
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I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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