She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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