did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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