So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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