haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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