If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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