how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I am available for nakedness
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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