you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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