Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
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