Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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