Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
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