question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
