69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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