i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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