i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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