Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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