summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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