my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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