Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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